I've had a cold the last few days and last night my eyes felt really puffy and swollen.

 I was having a hard time keeping them closed so I decided to put cucumber slices on them.

 Matt was already mostly asleep by the time I returned from the kitchen with the cucumber and as I walked into the bedroom he mumbled, "That smells good."

 He must have been hungry.

 I laid back on my pillow and put the slices on my eyes and in true Brandi fashion I fell asleep almost immediately.

 At some point during the night I awoke to a cold, squishy feeling in the front of my shirt.

 At first I was afraid to touch it because I thought it was a squished up bug.

Not that it would be a normal occurrence to find a squished up bug in my shirt, but I was mostly asleep and that was the first thought that came to me.

 I eventually grabbed it and in my half asleep state finally realized that it was one of my cucumber slices.

 I threw it on the end table and wondered sleepily where the other one was.

 I finally found the other slice under my lower back and tossed it onto the end table as well.

 And then I laid there wondering if anyone else has ever woken up with cold cucumber slices in their shirt because they fell asleep with them on their face.

And then I decided I would blog about it and fell back to sleep trying to think of a name for the title.

And after all of that my eyes were still puffy.

I think tonight I'm going to try tea bags.

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You can see the rest of this session here under "Kylie Jo".